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ni'k 06.03.2010 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
That's more of an indicator that they are cool. And, depending on the quality of the jokes, it may or may not imply that you are funny. If the jokes are not funny and your friends still laugh, then they are not cool. Just a bunch of sniveling Uncle Toms.


yeah, if anything considering the indignities of growing up in brooklyn as a white straight male who was made to feel guilty for the crimes of his race, instead of actually experiencing them, those black guys owe you to be cool enough to laugh at your hilarious racist jokes.

Glice 06.03.2010 01:51 PM

It's good to know that someone finally got some good mileage out of cock gags. Bless you, my freak-footed son.

Edit: to amerikangod. Obviously.

amerikangod 06.03.2010 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
wow this is really the most intelligent place on the internet.


Why is everyone in this thread trying to seduce me? I mean, don't stop.

amerikangod 06.03.2010 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k
yeah, if anything considering the indignities of growing up in brooklyn as a white straight male who was made to feel guilty for the crimes of his race, instead of actually experiencing them, those black guys owe you to be cool enough to laugh at your hilarious racist jokes.



Exactly. It's my 40 acres and a mule.

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Originally Posted by Glice
It's good to know that someone finally got some good mileage out of cock gags. Bless you, my freak-footed son.

Edit: to amerikangod. Obviously.


When it comes to humor, start with the penis. It's the best part.

Also, I've got some frequent flyer miles if you want.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 06.03.2010 01:56 PM

 

Glice 06.03.2010 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
When it comes to humor, start with the penis. It's the best part.

Also, I've got some frequent flyer miles if you want.

Dude, I've been rocking cock gags on this forum since before you arrived*.

*please insert a more witty retort.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 06.03.2010 02:02 PM

Rocking cock gags sounds really uncomfortable. No wonder you're always so irritated.

Care for a completely hetero e-massage?

amerikangod 06.03.2010 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
Dude, I've been rocking cock gags on this forum since before you arrived*.

*please insert a more witty retort.


Honestly, I'd rather forgo humor here and just bond with you.

ni'k 06.03.2010 02:04 PM

i know you know i was being sarcastic already. just so you know.

Rob Instigator 06.03.2010 02:05 PM

u guyz r in luv

Dr. Eugene Felikson 06.03.2010 02:06 PM

fascists

amerikangod 06.03.2010 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k
i know you know i was being sarcastic already. just so you know.


All I know is that I've never said something that I didn't mean.

Glice 06.03.2010 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Honestly, I'd rather forgo humor here and just bond with you.


You wanna get drunk, hug and talk about how awesome cars are? Because, dude, I am SO DOWN FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. Maybe have a little bit of a man cry over the cricket (or whatever you people like)?

!@#$%! 06.03.2010 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
You wanna get drunk, hug and talk about how awesome cars are? Because, dude, I am SO DOWN FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. Maybe have a little bit of a man cry over the cricket (or whatever you people like)?


i have no direct evidence, but i think his idea of "bonding" is fucking you in the ass, in spite of his claims that he dislikes hairy chests and deep voices. you've been warned.

space 06.03.2010 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
you people


RACIST.

amerikangod 06.03.2010 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
You wanna get drunk, hug and talk about how awesome cars are? Because, dude, I am SO DOWN FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. Maybe have a little bit of a man cry over the cricket (or whatever you people like)?



It really doesn't matter what we man cry over, simply that we man cry together. Brothers in arms, literally.

Can we also watch Andrew 'Dice' Clay stand-up together on YouTube? I want us to be sneering simultaneously side by side, effectively creating one big Cheshire grin.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i have no direct evidence, but i think his idea of "bonding" is fucking you in the ass, in spite of his claims that he dislikes hairy chests and deep voices. you've been warned.


Bleach in the anus ensures that there is no direct evidence afterward as well.

!@#$%! 06.03.2010 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Bleach in the anus ensures that there is no direct evidence afterward as well.


here's a picture of this thread:

 

amerikangod 06.03.2010 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
here's a picture of this thread:


 


I was just the dude that was flattening his Susan B. Anthony coins on the tracks.

Genteel Death 06.03.2010 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Exactly. It's my 40 acres and a mule.



When it comes to humor, start with the penis. It's the best part.


I've checked the book of humour rules on page 43 and it says ''and now start with the humour, but don't tell them it's going to be about the cock''.

amerikangod 06.03.2010 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
I've checked the book of humour rules on page 43 and it says ''and now start with the humour, but don't tell them it's going to be about the cock''.


If you want to rely on surprise, sure. But I find that you are most true and reverent to the cock when you let it be the leading man right from the start.

Genteel Death 06.03.2010 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
If you want to rely on surprise, sure. But I find that you are most true and reverent to the cock when you let it be the leading man right from the start.

Exacty. Or else I'd run the risk of missing the leading man slipping on a banana skin and watch him falling down.

amerikangod 06.03.2010 02:41 PM

A cock slipping on a banana is almost meta humor. Almost.

Genteel Death 06.03.2010 03:21 PM

:):):)

amerikangod 06.03.2010 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
:):):)


And three smiling men watching a cock slip on a banana is a party.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 06.03.2010 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
A cock slipping on a banana is almost meta humor. Almost.



lmfao!

space 06.03.2010 04:17 PM

if you laugh yr ass off, big gay rob is bound to pick it up.

finders/keepers.

knox 06.03.2010 04:31 PM

i almost feel like clapping now.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 06.03.2010 04:49 PM

This thread is life-changing.

Genteel Death 06.03.2010 05:04 PM

For who?

!@#$%! 06.03.2010 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
For who?


he didn't mean it in a direct way. it's the butterfly effect.

Rob Instigator 06.03.2010 05:09 PM

chaos theory screws us again

!@#$%! 06.03.2010 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
chaos theory screws us again


chaos has also created the very large shit attractor in which we're currently mired

is there an escape?

Genteel Death 06.03.2010 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
he didn't mean it in a direct way. it's the butterfly effect.

Ah ok. Sorry, long day.

Rob Instigator 06.03.2010 05:15 PM

there is no escape, just mindless diversion, for the MKULTRA Monarch programming has gotten to the SYG Board.

!@#$%! 06.03.2010 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
there is no escape, just mindless diversion, for the MKULTRA Monarch programming has gotten to the SYG Board.


i believe

space 06.03.2010 09:05 PM

 

pbradley 06.04.2010 01:12 AM

I must add that I have seen far worse comments made against women elsewhere on the internet. I've neglecting to mention it because I don't think that excuses what excesses there've been on here but at least nobody is spewing rubbish about women using rape accusations to maliciously destroy innocent mens' lives. I seen a lot of that garbage on sites far more popular than SYG.

amerikangod 06.04.2010 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
at least nobody is spewing rubbish about women using rape accusations to maliciously destroy innocent mens' lives. I seen a lot of that garbage on sites far more popular than SYG.


There's nothing worse than a woman smugly accusing an innocent man of rape with the intent of destroying his life all because he wanted to watch the game on TV. It happens every day, and it saddens me.

pbradley 06.04.2010 01:33 AM

B- for effort.

amerikangod 06.04.2010 02:01 AM

You're totally right. I was coasting by with that one.


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