you get your teeth in yet?

i will change your diapers for the rest of eternity.

Aaaw, you're good to me you are. Don't know where I'd be wivout ya.

in the old folk's home, most likely.

yay
thx to this thread
i was bad repped for the first time
congrats to my own bad self
i've been bad
spank me
biatch

"it's not a twat thread until i'm here, don't forget me. oh wait..."

Shut up twat

We already know you're a twat Jupitus, you don't have to wear a Tenacious D T shirt to prove it even more.

I dunno what's up with this goose's face, but he sure is a twat:

The oracle of twat



"I think I'm so special that I have to make my records absurdly over-priced or entirely unattainable" Yes, yes you do, you twat!



"I think a 9 hour opera is a good idea". Twat!



"Lower-case improv is not a musical dead-end" Yes it is, y'twat!

god. the twatage in here is fucking phenomenal.

A rare misfire there Usher. Forsyth is nobody's twat.

Now THIS cunt is different matter entirely. About as funny as a Romanian orphanage:

don't know how many people in this board know him but:



"ripping off agnostic front and sucking the cock of every metalcore band in the u.s. can take a twat really far"

(this picture is perfect, he's even wearing a fear factory shirt!)

speaking of which:



"at the end of the day, it doesn't matter that all the people i've been in bands with in my life hate me with all their guts, that justin broadrick thinks i'm a moron for stealing his shit or that i have to pay 5 times as much at the strip club to let me in and not get close to the strippers; what matter is that a 7 string guitar loves a twat".

Did you know that Wayne Sleep is actually Latin for short-arsed effeminate twat? you do now!

Hmm, are you sure you won't reconsider?, maybe this will help:


http://www.unofficialmills.co.uk/communities/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1&d=118391165 4

"I just wanna break stuff!"

Ok, Twat, let's start with your face.

The face of godawful gay "disco":

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/55971...4831B75F48EF45

"i'm a nazi twat, aryan pride!!!!...parole board? lawyer? where?...hmmm...no, i did not say that! i was never a nazi, i love everybody, for odin's sake! let me out so i can meet with my terrorist buddies...i mean, orticulturist buddies, yes! yes! that's it"

You must buy more copies of the "Lord Of Chaos" book before goosestepping round to Everyneurotic's crib again.

twats are inflammable.

Now the thing with that pic, is that it's got maybe the arch Twat of post-The Word TV in it. Vernon Kay. There are days when I'd be prepared to do time for that twat. I'll bet he puts 'Northerner' on his passport in the occupation section. And his wife's just a slightly slaggier version of Cat Deeley too. Twats.

This is a local newsreader - I'd be surprised if many of you know who he is, but I'd be surprised if you didn't think he was a twat. Because he is. Oh yes.



"I'm fucking amazing at cricket" Yes, yes you are - you twat!



"Maybe if I play snooker no-one will notice I'm a twat". Unlucky, y'twat!



"Just look into our eyes and you will know the secret of twat" No thanks, you fretless six-string bass wielding, shit jam-band twathorses!

Nah, can't say anything bad about my aryan brother there. Well, other than the fact that he's a twat i suppose.

twats not only can write and sing retarded love songs, they do it in the most irritable voice possible with the most smug, hit-me-with-a-steelpole face possible.



"twat needed to direct a boring epic movie, with the possibility of turning it into a trilogy? i'm your man!"



"twat needed to direct a predictable and pretentious student film to be released by hollywood? i'm your man!"

king and queen of TWAT

actually make that queen and queen of twat.

"My name's Danny Baker, and I'm a reason why the rest of England tends to think of Londoners as twats."

i love burzum but you'd be hard pressed to find a twat that big, especially one who takes such big efforts into being a twat.

"i can't try any harder to be a more bland, agreeable twat, really!"

"any twat can open their mouths and be cunts to everybody, and lord knows i do it more than most people, but how many can extend their twatness to guitar soloing? nobody! that's who...what are you looking at? are you retarded, you ugly fuck?"

"I made Jungle acceptable to Smashing Pumpkins fans by spouting bollocks in the Guardian and producing one of the most over-rated coffee table albums since that one by that Paris St Germaine geezah." Cheers Roni, or should I say Twat!

I can't have that. Not Dave.

"me? ripoff? if you don't know, neither yamatsuka eye nor john zorn are twats and i am, a big one"

Talking of drum 'n' bass twats, here's Alex Reece:

frankie from the bjm is the biggest fucking twat ever.
i miss jeff.

His wrist is too thick for that to look cool.

"Hello there. My name is Simon Reynolds and I have a habit of intellectualising cool shit so that it can be more easily digested by twats like me. Oh, and before I forget, 'rhizome'."