oh no no-- you this time ha ha ha.

and it's the unflattering pic!

so you claim-- trickster!

I was just saying that you're creepy

That's all

pARTLY STOLen for my sig. noght guys I'm gonna rest after the ants fight.

repost plz, cuz i forgot to save this to my hd.

i can't be arsed to look for it

you can have this one though





or how about this one? sexxxayyyyy

This picture is awesome.

holy shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erJc4dzZ3IA

ha ha ha

are you saying that i look like angus, or are you saying that i'm going to hell? hahahahahaa. both probably.

No, you come from hell...
Look, those fiendish eyes, it's quite disturbing.

hahaha i can't believe this
i'm so glad i dyed my hair back

oh god , the stench of smoke and fried food= aaaaaaaaaargh
what shirt is that?

i love it how pictures >> words and moving ones even more

lol. you look like my neighbor from australia... he was irish and constantly stoned.

"Two all beef patties special sauce fried thingies oh arse Melly can't remember how the rest of it goes" *Melly falls on keyboard*

Seriously, if it weren't for the red-eye in the photos, that would be a great fast food advert piccie - "Send money or the chip gets it".

"Cantankerous baffled by Melly's wafflle about Throbbing Gristle singles."

i have no idea, i think i nicked it from someone

in any case, i will stop my unflattering rampage with the unflattering picture to end all unflattering pictures.

thusly, ladies and gentlemen, i present you with this.

^^^Your eyes have a sleepy "Mmm, my tasty Guinness" look. Not unflattering at all. Unflattering would be asleep on a pub table with Guinness pints knocked all over the place.

hahaha

you must have failed to notice that there's guinness all over my face.



edit

man i just looked into a folder of old, old pictures on my HD
and i have stumbled across a goldmine of fug

Oh yeah, didn't see that. Still it is Guinness goo, so it's all good.

This may not come out well, but here's me in drinking action in 1999:

that picture is class

(Sorry, double post, and can't delete it)

That be me in 1999 in Beijing - Great Wall of China by day, pissed as a fart by night - the full cultural experience.

Just thought of another caption: Cantankerous demonstrates the chord for the noise bit in "You Made Me Realise" - "It goes like this for 20 minutes."

hahahahaha





CRACKHEAD

that man be my dad.


rampage officially over.

Hello Cantakerpop.

aka old male version of cantankerous

he's not actually old though, he just looks it for some reason

:( i hope my hair isn't 70% gray when i'm 40.

I'm starting to go a liitle bit gray now. As for you, nah, just dye it if it starts turning. Me mum does that now.

i'll have to dye it blonde when it goes gray though, dark dyes don't take well to grays i hear.

Not brilliantly no, unless you dye it jet black, a la Siouxsie Sioux (who still looks great).

but i liiiiiiike my brown hair :(

ooooooops, clicked again on the wrong chat button :( ...

ha, priceless nicfit.

You must spread more "Why does Melly keep talking about, uh, stuff" voodoo vibes before buying nicfit a Dario Argento boxset again.

I honestly wouldn't worry - you have many years of brown hair naturalness before you need to worry about going grey.

Nicfit - do you take two bottles into the shower, or just one.

None, I don't drink while showering, the hot water would ruin the beverage.

ha ha.

No, seriously, guys, I'm not complaining, I'm just a bit puzzled coz there's just you two "chatting" on here now and I feel a bit hmmm , weird, reading all those posts (perhaps I should just stop reading them...) without having anything to say. Like, when you pick up the phone and hear those weird interferences with people talking on another line... you shouldn't care, but you can't help but staying there staring at nothing and listening...

Hey, no probs senor.

15 or less :(

maybe even 10

eughhhhh, i don't want to think about it.

Now kids, this is how you do unflattering:



(Yours truly after completing an 8 hour trek through the Tongariro Crossing in New Zealand, Jan 05)

melly is da best, man