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floatingslowly 11.07.2012 04:51 PM

You would deny her THE PLEASURE?

you are a selfish lover, Rob.

SHAME.

floatingslowly 11.07.2012 05:00 PM

I would poop in yr mouth if you want me too, Rob :o

Poo into you, forever.

Anngella 11.08.2012 01:34 AM

I walk into the room and take a giant shit in the middle of the carpet. I walk out, maintaining a blank expression on my face the entire time.


(is this how you play this thread?)

Trama 11.08.2012 02:54 AM

Not on the rug, man.

h8kurdt 11.08.2012 03:13 AM

Your sig is just silly.

EVOLghost 11.08.2012 06:07 AM

 

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 09:41 AM

God, I thought I was the only one who did that.

EVOLghost 11.08.2012 02:10 PM

It's ok. You can open up. You'll soon realize we all share certain practices of defecation.

Savage Clone 11.08.2012 02:24 PM

Being prudish: dealbreaker

Savage Clone 11.08.2012 02:59 PM

Nothing in the putthole. No mini-golf dates. Got it.

Rob Instigator 11.08.2012 03:17 PM

doesn't mean they liked it.

most guys have had girls scrape their cocks with their teeth, but only the masochists dig it.

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 03:35 PM

My porn-name shall now be Tiger Wood.

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
so did atsonickpark marry this chick? talk about going through the long haul and pleasing yr man.

*DING DING DING* ring the church bells of love music that says "she's a keeper".

Nah, she stole his Hello Kitty panties and ran off to Florida with some douchebag, a douchebag who's likely getting pegged as we speak.


Some days, I truly wish that I did not remember ERRRRTHANG.

-----


Brb 18 holes.

Rob Instigator 11.08.2012 03:40 PM

no one wanted her shit-stank fingered hand.

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 03:49 PM

^^^ unfortunately, I have not embelished that one bit.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
no one wanted her shit-stank fingered hand.


Eh, she was cute imo

Her departure marked the beginning of his dark descent.

--------

Although my butthole has never suffered violation, should that happen to be my wife's secret kink (which it's very likely not), I would certainly comply; such is true love.

Genteel Death 11.08.2012 03:59 PM

Well, I hope my Sonic friends find true love.

Courtesy of Kegmama and Rob Instigator.

Rob Instigator 11.08.2012 04:06 PM

My one year wedding anniversary is Sunday. No more newlyweds.

Love is a wonderful thang.

I wish it's good and ills on all of you, especially on Genteel Death, cuz he has so much love to give.

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 04:23 PM

Hey cakes, would you putt-putt yr fingrr into france guy's buttholes?

Afterall, he's french, you know.

Rob Instigator 11.08.2012 04:28 PM

all's fair in love and war, but what's good for one is not necesarily good for the other


Personally, I find the inclusion of food or any comestible in lovemakin' highly repulsive. everyone likes what they like.

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 04:38 PM

Bytor: I've done medical billing for physicians for the past 16 years and currently, work in a hospital. They are two different colors of horse, but quite frankly, I'm an expert.

Wait until both Medicare (part A) and the secondary pay. Medicare is likely to apply the standard in-patient deductible, but should otherwise cover in full. Depending on how good the secondary coverage is, they may also have a deductible to meet.

Standard in-patient deductible for Medicare is $1156.00 (blood products have their own, separate one, if given. This will be for the hospital only. All of the docs, pathologist and radiologists will likely take a piece, and this will fall under his Medicare part B, along with a different benefit structure.

Again, after all is said and done, if you are concerned that you're not getting a fair shake at things, I'm your man.

You know where to find me, sir.

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 04:41 PM

God, he'll never find my post amongst all the plastic cocks..

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 04:42 PM

Oh, sweet.fuck. wrong thread.

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Bytor:
You know where to find me, sir.

...in the fingrrbutt thread. :(

gast30 11.08.2012 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfeatencake
where is gast?

gast is at his home listening to the doors

and is already aware that the book '50 shades of gray' did make sell 3x more sextoys

!@#$%! 11.08.2012 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Bytor: I've done medical billing for physicians for the past 16 years and currently, work in a hospital. They are two different colors of horse, but quite frankly, I'm an expert.

Wait until both Medicare (part A) and the secondary pay. Medicare is likely to apply the standard in-patient deductible, but should otherwise cover in full. Depending on how good the secondary coverage is, they may also have a deductible to meet.

Standard in-patient deductible for Medicare is $1156.00 (blood products have their own, separate one, if given. This will be for the hospital only. All of the docs, pathologist and radiologists will likely take a piece, and this will fall under his Medicare part B, along with a different benefit structure.

Again, after all is said and done, if you are concerned that you're not getting a fair shake at things, I'm your man.

You know where to find me, sir.


in the anus thread??

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
...in the fingrrbutt thread. :(




oh yes-- in the anus thread!

!@#$%! 11.08.2012 05:03 PM

anyway, back to the original topic:

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfeatencake
clinton, i promise you to put #2 in your butt next year :)

 


why does the monster can have no number? is it like, a wildcard?

also: his butt is ALREADY full of "#2"

gast30 11.08.2012 05:03 PM

just answering to cakes
i was about to leave sg
had a bit enough of this internet thing

i'm listening now to the 'essential rarities' before that i listend to strange days album

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 05:09 PM

I'm a fan of LA Woman, Morrison Hotel and dragondicks.

gast30 11.08.2012 05:09 PM

i'm very calm today
not much intrested in anything

gast30 11.08.2012 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfeatencake
why do you want to leave syg?
dude, stay.

ok even if i see it as a punishment to stay on this 'my girlfriend .....' thread

those photos of dildo's are the worst
the woman don't need me anymore :(
they already started with robots who replace man, noooo, noooooo

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 05:18 PM

Please, let's remain on topic!

What's the largest item you've inserted??

Rob instigators winning with 'a large shaven poodle'.

!@#$%! 11.08.2012 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfeatencake
the biggest thing that's been inserted in my butt was evolghosts salami.
that's the reason why i don't want anything in there anymore


too salty?

EVOLghost 11.08.2012 05:26 PM

Yeah...it was delicious too up until you made me put it in yer butt...


That was gonna be a good sandwich too :(

gast30 11.08.2012 05:28 PM

i still can laugh about this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=YNatqCzF_Ns

everything is ok, foreverkiss :)

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 05:28 PM

You have a very tiny butthold, cakes.

Cute! :)

gast30 11.08.2012 05:31 PM

i was there when this thread was started
it was very funny and i thought then this thread is going to a long one

EVOLghost 11.08.2012 05:38 PM

Gast is the god Who answers when prayed to.


A*butt

gast30 11.08.2012 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost
Gast is the god Who answers when prayed to.


A*butt

lol

EVOLghost 11.08.2012 05:41 PM

Yes. Love the butt.

floatingslowly 11.08.2012 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfeatencake
butts are the best (without fingers in the hole)

What about giant plastic robodragon cocks?


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