Bochisk= receiving fellatio at a circus.

Prefecalbation - the promise to masturbate until you shit yourself, tomorrow.

Guys, guys? Am I doing it right???

I just would have to point out. Tomorrow means time exists. Time doesn't exist in this thread.

Hmm....had food a while ago....maybe I'll prefecalbate.....

Time is relative.

The faster you go the slower time flows.

If you travel at the speed of light then time essentially stops. It speeds up again as you slow down.

tests with highly accurate atomic cesium clocks have shown this. two perfectly synchronized clocks, one at a train station, and one on a high speed bullet train, traveling upwards of 200mph. Even this comparatively slow rate of speed affected the clocks. the one on the train ran slower, and was a few microseconds behind the one left on the train station.

That Einstein was supa cool. timeeeeeeee

Stop being such a prick. We're all in this together.

Do you reckon time passes more slowly in Mexico, because they are closer to the equator, and so moving they are moving through space more quickly?

This would explain siestas. Time moving slowly is tiring.

like 10 minutes in.....this is giong to be tiring.....:/



Holy cow! Imagine what it would be like prefecalbating in Mexico...

pre-front or forward
fecal - caca
bating - suffix suggestive of masturbation

prefecalbating: to masturbate your anus with your forward feces

to each their own, but you're still disgusting

^^^
Of course, you are welcome to masturbate your anus, but take it slowly, ok? We don't want to lose you.

Might I suggest using a pencil, or toothbrush before trying a summer sausage?

nah, that's clearly your thing. you go ahead and keep expanding your anus.

to each their own but you're still disgusting, prefecalbator

i bet you postfecalbate too. i also bet you eat lots of peanuts.

and corn! O, god, corn....

TIMES like these, I mostly feel pity for my wife. Each TIME the dear lamb says "eww, STOP, gross", I am forced to remind her who she married. I mean, the quote may say JICO., but I am clearly the orchestrating artist; and it IS an art, you know, the art of being a disgusting monster.

lol

what for conversations

evol you are learning slow

you are always in a now moment
the tomorrow you are conditioned to
is only a change in the light of the sun (day)or be in the shadow of the sun (night)
nothing more happens

in other words: time goes by.

no, just an expanding movement of the universe

so krischanski, you mist the post where i said very importand things
like ...

around every piont there is the infinity

take for example a higgs boson particle
around that particle every direction you go from there, goes into infinity

infinity is that new cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2A6dHu9CzY

think about it

But guest30, if Rob Einsteigator is correct, and time is relativistic, how can the doppler-shift in the measured passage of it be occuring, if it is simply a mandated construct, described by and formed from human's perception of its passing????

the doppler shift can be thought of as the contraction and expansion of spacetime itself!!!!!!!! "Now is the only thing that's real!"-Charlie Manson