why do i spend countless hours on the internet insulting people out of envy? why do i masturbate to numerous pictures of fat women 5 times a day? what happened to my life?

then you understand my pain

"..year, for sausages.. sausages..sausages..sausages.."

i am submerged under their indomitable weight as i type to each and every one of you worthless scum fucks

you know... al bundy is the perfect example as to why no one should ever get married

i thought i was the only one attracted to her. the way her breasts jiggle when she relentlessly jitters her foot alone makes me have an immense erection. but that's besides the point

of course you'd kill to marry a lazy woman who doesn't work and steals your money rather than helps you make some. that's just what most men in death valley have done, that's why they're here. that is why i have come here to inform you all that i'll be seeing you in the near future

is death hevusa?
because i'm sensing the same level of creativity

we've moved way past you and onto getting %^%%# to admit that he finds trannies hot. you go and enjoy wedding night, pumpkin.

hi melly!!!

fell in love with a girl who hates the word "love"

I only love girls who I know will hurt me.

It feels good to be hurt.

I love to hurt myself, I hurt myself with love.

let me hurt you honey

dear lord.

I bet you'd never slap me in real life for fear that I'd turn away slowly and with a single tear running down my reddened cheek whisper "I don't love you anymore".

are you really gonna buy that bottle of 51?

Lol thread.

I was 17 when floating and I became friends. We didn't have sex until last year. I hope this halps.

I do have to wear frilly pink panties every time we do it though. He likes it if I have a barbie in one hand too.