Since this thread is a bit messy and all over the place, here is the definitive post... a gift for everyone here... all my films/animated series available to download on the ultra-fast, ultra-awesome archive.org:

- man of the graveyard man [all 10 episodes combined, 36 minutes] (220mb)
http://www.archive.org/download/ManO...Cooley2009.avi

- can't or won't not [42 minutes] (270mb)
http://www.archive.org/download/Cant...tOrWontNot.avi

- nothing is more beautiful than nothing [48 minutes] (326mb)
http://www.archive.org/download/Noth...hanNothing.avi

- no reason to exist [45 minutes] (305mb)
http://www.archive.org/download/NoRe...Cooley2009.avi

- blaze the pot smoking deer [all 6 episodes combined, 22 minutes] (128mb)
http://www.archive.org/download/Blaz...mokingDeer.avi

If anyone wants to put any of that stuff on torrent sites (aside from kg and cinemaggeddon), feel free. If anyone wants to burn copies for their friends, feel free. Basically, do whatever the hell you want, you can even use my images in your work, I don't care. If anyone can specifically upload to google video, please do so, as it's never been able to work for me at all.

However, even though I offer these up for download, if you have the money and want sexy packaging, then MAN OF THE GRAVEYARD MAN DVD (with bonus dancing kitty music video!) will be available to order very soon from Strange Vistas (http://www.strangevistas.com). JM kindly passed out many copies of this at the Eugene Noise Fest. Thank you, JM, you are a good partner/friend. This is the best way to watch the show, as I had to compress the episodes a bit for the avi above, and you can choose the episodes separately on this DVD. Please support Strange Vistas.

...THE NO TRILOGY DVD will finally be available to order most likely in Jan. 2010, and this has every single one of my films, trailers, an interview, a music video, and more! Over 3 hours of content! This will be out by Placenta Recordings. More info on this soon, but it's going to be a doozy.

In the future, my next film ME MYSELF AND MY 3RD EYE will be released by Strange Vistas, and BLAZE THE POT SMOKING DEER will be a special feature on there. So, you'll definitely want to get in on that (but that's not for a while). But ME MYSELF AND MY 3RD EYE will be a film that will have 5 or 6 different little stories in it, all put together. One story is about a guy whose alcoholic dad fucks his asshole for 2 years straight, so he decides to get revenge on his dad so he collects vomit outside of bars and distills the alcohol from the vomit and sells the vomit-alcohol back to the alcoholics in an endless cycle and then his dad dies from an alcohol overdose so the guy chops his dick off and eats it because he's depressed that he killed his own father but then he starts a classic-rock cover band with only his mouth and plays on a stage in front of thousands of people and he feels better about all the demons that have been chasing him in his life, in a story about redemption, enlightenment, and more! Another story is about a guy who is possessed by Satan and he works in a sperm bank and he finds out the first lady is getting artifically insiminated so he decides to contaminate the sperm with his demon sperm. Tons of fun little stories like this, all put together. The entire film is going to be shot in the snow, and there's going to be bizarre animation, it will basically be the most insane, absurd, and ridiculous thing you will ever see. Will probably start filming it in about a month, here's a logo!

Watch for it!

...

...FINALLY, I am going to do a screening for my films in Bloomington, Indiana. This will likely be on a Friday in March and definitely be at The Bishop, which is a bar and a venue. Basically, I am waiting for THE NO TRILOGY to come out on DVD and I will use this as an outlet to screen my films and sell my films. I EXPECT EVERYONE TO BE THERE. I mean, you get to drink, hang out with me, and enjoy experimental films all night, for supercheap. What is honestly more fun than that?!!.. This will have an introduction by me, a q&a session after every film, and screenings of all 3 of my films (roughly 2 hours of stuff to watch). I will be selling "official" copies of THE NO TRILOGY dvd for $5 and I will be selling crappy artless special features-less burnt copies for $2. I will also be selling some semen, blood, cigarette, and vaginal fluid paintings and some props for my films for extremely cheap (yes, I am going to be selling Skelly).

And finally, here's links to me in all my forms:
http://www.youtube.com/user/mradamcooley
http://www.vimeo.com/adamcooley
http://directoradamcooley.angelfire.com
http://www.myspace.com/adamcooley

I will bump this thread again when there's an official date set for the screening in Bloomington, as well as when the DVD's officially come out. I was hoping they'd be out by X-Mas, so you can guys can put DVD's of my stuff in people's stockings, but that doesn't look like it'll be happening for a bit. Haha.

Feel free to PM me about any of this stuff, I love private messages!

Random screens from my films

(SATAN!)

group:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gi...4346203&ref=ss

some pics from new film:

Did you use any of the music I sent ya? :)

Looking forward to seeing it though. No Reason To Exist was excellent... a digital Eraserhead.

Yeah, UUUUUU is used VERY prominantly throughout the whole film. Your music goes perfectly with my images. I really appreciate it. I kinda hope we can work together on every film I do, like Herzog and Popul Vuh. Of course a lot of the music is my stuff but all the intros, and most of the more surreal scenes has your stuff in it. You will be very impressed and happy when you see the finished product, and I will make sure and give you tons of credit, because you've really helped me out.

oh derek i got the new suishou no fune PHANTOM OF THE ETERNAL NIGHT, I'm on slsk right now if you want it.

Excellent, downloading now.

And awesome, I appreciate you using my music! It helps ME out as well ya know. :) Also, not to derail your thread but I am sort of halfway through the new UUUUUU album... I have 40 minutes already and plan to expand even more on loads of luscious drones. You'll love it... and you're free to use anything from it for your own projects of course.

thanks man. love you. can't wait for new uuuuuu. i am always sending your stuff out to people and burning for friends and stuff, so yeah. hope i do help you in some way.

Is that really Satan on the top picture there? It looks like her.

sure is, she is featured prominently in my film NOTHING IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN NOTHING.. videos of her, some of her art, some pics she took, and some phone conversation she had.

she's my muse. she's brilliant.

Adam Cooley - The No Trilogy DVD is available now from Placenta Recordings! $10 Each! Order A Copy now! 1st pressing of 100 hand numbered copies. Spray painted DVD+R inside a clear slim DVD case with full color high quality artwork! THREE HOURS OF EXPERIMENTAL, PSYCHEDELIC CINEMA.

Send cash or money order (made out to Jay Watson) to:

Placenta Recordings
P.O. Box 694
Beulah, MI
49617

http://www.myspace.com/placentarecordings

i'm on imdb, rate me, review me

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3652638/

I rated.

is it supposed to be deleted?
if so, I got the joke.
if not: why?